Lets Make a Sandwich!

NOTE: THIS WAS CREATED WHEN THE MUSIC VIDEO CAME OUT IN CHINA.  I AM NOT THAT LATE ON GAGA NEWS





The Lady Gaga music video for "Telephone" transformed my would-be boring breakfast routine into the best day of my life.  It was so exciting.  I now know how to make a sandwich!



There is "The Pussy Wagon" from Kill Bill, and its all laden with Kill Bill references!! AH! I love Kill Bill, I have the extended JAPANENESE additions, and the soundtrack.  AND as a present for handling life while being sick (junior year) I was able to get the yellow jacket and O-ren's kimono made...because doing your homework while knowing you look like an assassin is awesome.  Yes.





She dances! (Duh..) but its STILL AWESOME.  She dances as she teaches us how to make a sandwich.   She dances after she kills all the fat people in a restaurant.   NO one dances as well or psychotically as Gaga. She dances in jail. She dances in an Axel Rose outfit.  


I WANT HER PARTIALLY DIED HAIR! I think in college I will do what she does, yellow and white TOGETHER and it will be AWESOME. 

PLUS, she is my height and weight exactly, so i feel a strong bond.  We are short TOGETHER!  Short people are so under represented (no one wants to be short, dark and handsome) and to see some one making being 5'2" and scrawny-ish sexy is wonderful.  





- Chrissy
 

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